Freaky, with a touch of nostalgia...

This just made my day. I know it's a crappy photo, but by all means, CLICK TO ENLARGE!!

This one is so chock-full of crap that I may not hit it all. Let's go!

First off, whenever I think of Splinter Cell or Resident Evil, it always brings back heart-warming memories of Highlights Magazine. You know, because they're so similar.

Notice the fun fact in the corner of the Splinter Cell magazine about "Olympic swimmer, pot enthusiast, and gold medalist Michael Phelps." The brains on the back wall is a nice touch.

Onto the Resident Evil cover where you'll see a zombie hot-tub party (with balloons and pinata) happening in the background. And is that Rhianna under her Umbrella-ella-ella? But if the Alice sticker is scratch & sniff, I don't want to know what it smells like. 

Itchy tasty fun, indeed!

Let's call it a cultural thing....

I came across so many items of epic what-the-fuckery today in about 15 minutes of looking online. These things are aimed at our kids...I'll admit my kids are strange but this is beyond even their level.

Take this guy for example:

This balding Hugh Hefner weasel has in important message to get across, but if you can understand it, you're more zen than I. (Sqeeek!)

The next example is from India, where apparently they take Abacus mathematics so seriously that you need two years of study.

And this activity book makes Palestine look like a really fun place. Come hang out in our rolling deserts, with happy pomegranates and leafy gumdrops! Yay!

I'm booking my airline tickets AS WE SPEAK!!